|Garnishes? Or cats?|
|The grueling process of poaching eggs. LOL. No seriously, I HATE COOKING.|
|Canadian Bacon! Viva la revolution!|
|Yeah, the argyle bag is mine...ahem, his card reads "Father's Day Weekend Honoree" because it's literally, HIS WEEKEND.|
|Eggs Benedict anyone?|
|The Bloody Mary I made for my dad could have used a few more stuffed olives, no?|
Tonight should be better I hope. Please, don't come in.