So my buddy Autumn from the gypsybee and I were having a riveting twitter covo over "guilty pleasures", since I was slamming the Eagles in my last post. We both decided to get it all out there and divulge our... (drumroll please):
Top FIVE Guiltiest Pleasures
I'm sure that some of these will make you laugh, I'm not really sure if they all qualify under the "guilty pleasure" heading, but these are my go-to jams when I'm home alone, go to shows when no one else is paying attention (usually viewed or enjoyed when cleaning), weird stuff I do to comfort my anxieties, and I am most certainly hoping no one is listening or watching me when any of this is happening.
5. ANY GLEE SOUNDTRACK, OR EPISODE BUT SPECIFICALLY THE EARLIER JAMS
I had no idea how embarrassing this was going to be. I began with probably the most INTELSY mortifying one, as I have pretty much memorized every episode, season and song choice. Oh yeah, I watch The Glee Project too. That L stands for "loser" by the way.
4. SMELLING PLASTIC THINGS AT THE SANRIO STORE
No matter what mall I'm in, I must stop by the Sanrio store. I have this strange, insatiable urge to smell all the plastic goodies inside. For some reason, it has soothed me since I was a child. I think that is because the smell is consistent, comforting and also because I am totally whacked out of my gourd.
"All around the world on the microphone, leaving the booth smelling like Burberry cologne." That's probably one of my favorite lyrics of his, although it's hard to choose. I love him. I want him to put his pinky finger right into that gold tooth of his and "clear these rumors, I've got a headache and it's not a tumor."
2. SCISSOR SISTERS
1. MOB WIVES
John has been quoted as saying, "everyone on this show is stupid." He's about right. For some reason, I cannot turn away. I get crazy pissed if I miss an episode, I follow everything that happens like it's gospel, I make John listen to some really boring stories about who everyone is. He is so sweet, he indulges me. He even does a pretty good Big Ang now.